Do Not Sit

It was a lovely display case, like one I had never seen before. It was still, empty and untouched. It was time it had something really extraordinary there. Sliding back the glass, after I picked the lock wasn’t even a fraction of the full enjoyment. It didn’t make a sound as I made my entrance into the case. Large red backpack under my head, and a Nicholas Sparks book in my hand, I laid down to enjoy the seclusion. I reclosed the glass with my bare feet. Student’s walking by treated me like a fish. Who do they think they are tapping on the glass like that? I looked to my left to see a small sign that read, please do not sit on display case, good thing I was laying there.